Posts Tagged “Humour”
27
07
2008
It seemed like such a good idea at the time…Posted by nickp in Funnies, Nicholas, UncategorizedToday whilst Ann was in the shop, it being Farmers Market day in West Malling, I thought that I’d clear out the garage and the garden of all of the rubbish that needed to be taken to the tip. I cleared a whole pile of stuff from the garage and loaded it up in the car and did the first run to the tip. Back at home it just left a couple of old broken fence panels to take to the tip and then I’d be finished. Unfortunately one of them was too big to fit in the car so I had to break it in half. This involved snapping the four main battens on the fence panel, which were a little too large to break by hand. I decided the best thing to do would be to place them over a block of wood and stamp on them. I got a block out of the garage and gave it a go – the batten cracked but didn’t break … I guess because the block of wood I had used was just too small. That’s when I had my great idea! Back in to the garage I go and out I come with a 1 litre can of paint. That had to be tall enough to break the battens. I carefully placed the fence panel over the can of paint and stamped down on the wood …. perfect the batten broke. I repositioned the panel and stamped again …. this is just so easy … second batten broken. I repositioned the panel and stamped down again — and that’s when everything went wrong! I had missed the wood and stamped instead on the can of paint… We all had a good laugh this morning … as Ashley informed us that he felt sure that he had made a mistake yesterday whilst sending a Postal Order payment along with an SAE to make a purchase and got it slightly wrong! He believed that he had stuck everything in to the SAE and mailed it off. … and yes, strangely enough, Ashley received a letter this morning … back had came his postal order Gemma’s comment? “So he really is a member of the Penney family then!” We went to Bluewater Shopping Centre last weekend and it was manic! It took the best part of half an hour to find a parking space. As we walked out of the car park we went past a sign for “Car Valet” in the car-park. Ann turns round and says “we should of done that, just drive up, hand over your keys and they park your car for you”!!! Well, Gemma, Ian and I had a good laugh imagining what would of happened if I’d handed my keys over to one of the car valeting guys and said “park this, thanks”…. |




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